Handjob and telework

No, this is not a report on the year 2021, a year of pandemics and a world at a standstill. On the contrary, it’s about taking stock of the new ways in which man is exploited by man and the opportunities they offer when we no longer have a boss to directly insult us at every break. Clearly, now that we work at home, is masturbation just another intermission in the middle of a tiring day of running the capitalist machine?

You can laugh, but it’s crossed all our minds. The proof: according to a survey conducted by the US-based Barna Group in 2014, 63% of men and 38% of women say they have seen porn in the workplace, and a third of them on more than one occasion. Imagine the result since we work remotely…

Now that we are exempt from the socio-occupational diktats of showering daily and putting on trousers, why embrace the freedom to literally choke the chicken at 10 o’clock? Absolutely nothing!

In fact, it could even be recommended by the occupational medicine department, as the benefits of a fulfilled sex life and a satisfied libido are so noticeable on productivity. Relaxation, lucidity, self-confidence, agility of mind and positive attitude, the chick is worth all the happiness managers in the world! Think about it. But time management remains the key. In short, don’t forget to schedule your relaxation time outside of conference call hours. Some people have been given a hard time for less than that…

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