Uncontrolled ejaculation can leave your partner’s hair covered in warm, sticky fluid. Here’s some professional advice on how to avoid a replay of the famous “Mary at any cost” scene.
Some people swear by the virtues of semen, whether ingested for its vitamin content or simply applied for its action on the skin or hair. However, if you’ve just had a massive dose of semen in your hair and you’ve got a date with your in-laws in half an hour for Sunday fried chicken, you don’t have the time or inclination to go through with your beauty routine and let your gooey mask dry out.
How do you get rid of it?
Logically, by washing your hair as quickly as possible. “There’s nothing worse than trying to get dried semen out of your hair,” says porn star Kylie Le Beau. “When cumming comes at the end of a scene, it’s the first thing I do as soon as the cameras are off!”
But there may be times when you don’t have time to run to the shower. Monty Porter, a hair stylist in Los Angeles, recommends moistening your hair with a water spray and combing it.
If nothing else, spermidine can lengthen hair growth and regenerate the hair follicle… Your mother-in-law might just ask you how you manage to get such a shiny head of hair!